Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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