Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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