Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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