How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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