I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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