I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
