As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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