my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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