this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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