Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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