I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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