Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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