she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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