I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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