i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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