remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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