how hairy? two words: wookie tits
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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