So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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