he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
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