thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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