I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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