doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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