I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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