I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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