Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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