We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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