he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
We are two peas in an std pod
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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