Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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