Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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