somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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