I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
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