I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Help. Why am I so naked?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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