he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Randomize
