I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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