Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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