420 ftw
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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