he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
i've created a new STD.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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