I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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