Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
no you cant smoke seaweed
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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