My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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