I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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