He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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