member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
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