I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
