brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
No subtext here. People are naked.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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