Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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