He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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