Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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