i would punch a child for taco bell
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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