I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Congratulations! We have a period
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Two words: nipple clamps
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